OK…the “snake” story below has garnered me quite a bit of ribbing. My “friend” Paisley sent along this photo which adequately depicts what I’m now afraid of. Who needs enemies when you have friends like that? Just kidding, Paisley! I may need professional help to get past this 
I’m not going to post the photos here because they seriously CREEP me out, but it turns out snakes (LARGE ones) coming up through toilets are quite common…I just felt a chill move up my spine. I’ll let you Google it for yourself!
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